“God damn it, House! Get your ass in the clinic, now!” The awfully piercing voice of Dr. Lisa Cuddy broke through the silence of House’s office. Dr. Gregory House was sleeping in his ever so comfortable office chair…well, he had been, until Cuddy’s screaming woke him up.
    “Cuddles. I see you’re nice and pissed today. Glad I could do that for ya so early in the day.” House said, rubbing his eyes awake. Dr. Allison Cameron was watching through the glass walls that separated the diagnostic chamber and House’s office. She was smirking as Cuddy fumed in the office.
    “Will you get your ass in the clinic? NOW!” she shouted. House smiled.
    “Why, of course, Dr. Cuddy. Why didn’t you just ask?” he said, getting up and limping out of his office. Cameron burst out laughing, receiving a look of absolute confusion from Chase and Foreman. Cuddy glared at Cameron before she stormed out of House’s office and down the hall to the elevator.
    It was a little past noon, and most of the doctors were heading out to lunch. House had grabbed a Reuben from the cafeteria on his way up to his office that morning, and had already eaten it while watching General Hospital. A minute after Cuddy had walked into the elevator, going down to the lobby. House had been hiding just down the hall, wanting to see what was going on with Cuddy. He followed her downstairs (in the other elevator, of course), and hid in the lobby. He watched as Cuddy walked up to the Nurses’ Station and began talking to Brenda and Katie. They were laughing and smiling with each other. Then House noticed something that made him want to burst out laughing. Cuddy was leaning on the counter and smiling, INTENTIONALLY showing cleavage to the two nurses. She whispered something into Brenda’s ear, making her laugh. Then, all three of them went to the door, hooked arms, and strolled into the parking lot. House couldn’t contain his amusement anymore, and burst out laughing, receiving questioning looks from passers-by.
    House stopped and breathed in slowly. Then he walked over to Cuddy’s office. He raised an eyebrow at the emptiness of it. He smirked as he leaned against the walls and grabbed his phone. He dialed a number and waited…
    “Hey, Cam. Care to join me in the clinic?” he said.
    “Sure. Be right down.” Cameron replied.
    “Great.” House shut his phone and shoved it back in his pants pocket. After only two minutes, Cameron was down in the lobby…but she wasn’t alone.
    “Jimmy?” House said, raising an eyebrow.
    “Hey, House. What’s up?” Wilson asked. Cameron smiled as she walked up to House and kissed him sweetly.
    “What’s going on here, Cam?” House asked, giving her a demanding look.
    “I told Wilson he could join in the fun.” Cameron said. “Remember? So I figured he could join us now…”
    “A threesome in the hospital? My, aren’t you naughty?” House said. Cameron winked up at him and looked around.
    “So, where were you planning on us having some fun?” she asked. Wilson looked a teeny bit uncomfortable, but House knew he wanted to join in the fun.
    “Cuddy just left…and I can guarantee she’ll be gone for an hour…not that we’ll need that much time, of course…” House explained, winking at the two. They walked into Cuddy’s office together, House locking the doors behind them. Cameron shut all the blinds as Wilson sat down on one of the couches in the office.
    “So…” he said, awkwardly. Cameron smiled and House shook his head.
    “Wilson, do you want to start with me?” Cameron asked. House gave her a look. HE wanted to start with her!
    “Hey, now, Cam! I thought I was your main man.” he said.
    “Come on, House. Would you rather start with him?” she asked Wilson. House looked Wilson up and down, and Wilson did the same to House.
    “I…don’t know…” Wilson said. House sighed and rolled his eyes.
    “Fine, I’ll start ya out, Jimmy-boy.” he said, limping up to his friend. Wilson’s eyes widened as he watched House lean down and put his hands on the button of his pants.
    “House…” Wilson said. House looked up at his friend and tilted his head, smiling.
    “What is it, Jimmy?”
    “I…uh…are you sure?”
    “Oh, come on, Jimmy. You’ve told me your fantasies -”
    “What?!”
    “You get drunk quite a bit more than you think, Jimmy, and when you do, you get loose lips.” Wilson looked down at this comment, then back up into House’s eyes.
    “…a-alright…” he finally said, nodding his head slowly. House smiled up at him and slowly unzipped his pants. He released Wilson’s cock from his boxers and spit on it. Wilson gasped as House grabbed his cock and ran his hand up and down as it got covered with a shiny layer of saliva and pre-cum. Cameron leaned back and watched with extreme heat building up in her body.
    Wilson began moaning and Cameron watched as House slowly wrapped his lips around Wilson’s cock and moved his head up and down. Wilson loved the feeling of the scruff against his throbbing member and almost screamed. Cameron couldn’t resist any longer and walked over to join Wilson on the couch. She kissed him passionately and felt him moan against her lips. She slipped her tongue into his mouth and let it tangle with his. House continued to move his head up and down faster and faster, until Wilson let out a gasp and he exploded into House’s mouth.
    “Mmm…Cam, want a taste?” House asked, getting up off the floor. He sat on the couch, happy he could get the pressure off his leg. Cameron leaned over House and kissed him, tangling tongues with him and swallowing some of Wilson’s cum. She smiled as she pulled back and nodded at House. Wilson looked up, a tad confused, and waited for the next thing to happen. House unbuttoned and unzipped his pants, pulling them down (along with his boxers) far enough for Cameron to have access to his cock. She lowered her lips onto the head and slowly slid downwards on it. House let out an anxious growl. Then Wilson took the hint and slipped his cock into Cameron’s wet and waiting hole. She let out a groan as the three of them got into a rhythm. Cameron moved faster and faster, up and down on House’s cock, while Wilson thrust into her with more force each time.
    A grunt escaped House as he felt himself about to release in Cameron’s mouth. Wilson smirked, remembering from a drunken night the grunt House made when he was about to cum. He slammed his cock into Cameron harder, his balls banging into her clit, making her squirm with delight. Finally, the three of them came all at once, moaning loudly and gasping for air. Wilson collapsed back onto the couch while Cameron fell onto House. They laid there in silence for a moment, then House decided to speak.
    “So, Jimmy. Whaddya think? Was it just how you pictured it?” he asked with a smirk. Wilson chuckled.
    “Not in Cuddy’s office, but close enough.” he replied. Cameron laughed and House shook his head. They clambered to get dressed as House checked his watch. Only 30 minutes left…maybe they could head up to his office and have some more fun. Cameron and Wilson scrambled about the room, fixing everything so it was exactly how it was when they came in.
    “Alright, crew, let’s get outta here before Mom finds us…that’d be embarrassing.” House said with an eye roll. Cameron and Wilson smiled as they walked out of the office with House. They headed up to the elevator and strolled into his office, House convincing them to have some fun in his office the whole way up.